There's a Canadian guy I know online who goes by the handle of Ruxpin (yes, named after that creepy bear), and one of the charming expressions he uses when putting down people - especially women - is saying they've "sucked 100+ cocks". I was inspired to do some shitty drawings based on Rux's rapier wit, so here they are:

(After Rux complained about the car)

With more to come...